“They say two wrongs don’t make it right (don’t make it right). So if I’m wrong I ain’t trying to fight. I’m trying to have some dinner with some candlelight.” – Wyclef Jean
Two Wrongs is the lead single from Wyclef Jean’s third studio album, Masquerade. Released on Monday, June 24, 2002, the song features an American singer and model, Claudette Ortiz. It is one of the biggest selling singles of 2002, reaching the top of the singles chart in New Zealand, and peaking at number 20 in the United Kingdom. It also peaked at number 11 on the Billboard R&B/Hip-Hop charts and number 28 on the Billboard Hot 100.
In the rhetoric and ethics, “two wrongs make a right” and “two wrongs don’t make a right” are phrases that denote philosophical norms. “Two wrongs make a right” has been considered as a fallacy of relevance, in which an allegation of wrongdoing is countered with a similar allegation. Its antithesis, “two wrongs don’t make a right,” is a proverb used to rebuke or renounce wrongful conduct as a response to another’s transgression.
In his lyrics, Wyclef Jean may have unwittingly captured aptly the situation that is Nigeria’s. In the face of many failures of Peoples Democratic Party (PDP), seemingly, Nigeria lamented: “I’m so used to the pain that I can’t see the sunshine no more. I’m so used to the pain that the sickness feels like the cure.” All Progressives Congress (APC) replied, “Ay, but if only you gave me the keys to your soul, and let me in, I’m gonna love you over and over again.”
APC went on, yeah, “If only I give you one last chance, with the devil (PDP) you can no longer dance.” Then, the party quickly promised Nigeria, “Girl I’ma love you like I never love.” She invited her for a warm embrace saying, “Touch me like you never touch me. Yo if you give me the chance, girl (yeah baby) I’m gonna show you.” She didn’t end without warning, “You got to be faithful, so we could be fruitful. Build a family and follow God’s destiny.”
It was only a matter of time before the sincerity of APC’s promises would be tested. At breakfast on Thursday, July 19, 2018, a colleague Fr. Sheyin Istifanus drew my attention to a comic video skit trending on Facebook. Although by its very nature, the video has nothing to do with Nigeria, its setting and characters were of Asia extraction, yet, the meaning and import was so skewed to capture the undercurrent political shenanigans between PDP and APC.
As it were, an eating competition ensued between the two parties. Guided by ulterior motives and petty jealousies obviously, each ostensibly schemed on how to outsmart the other. The PDP delegate has clandestinely bribed the competition’s umpire, but the APC candidate had his own devious plans too. Now, a slice of watermelon was handed down to each party ambassador at the august event and the rule was, whoever finished eating first, won.
With his nefarious acts perfected, the PDP representative came to the venue well satisfied. He thought that victory was a done deal. The plan to attain this was quite simple. The corrupt umpire who stood behind the contestants apparently with an already eaten slice of watermelon well concealed, was to quickly exchange with the PDP rep as soon as the competition began. But something went amiss. What was it? The plan leaked whilst PDP basked in euphoria.
Acting according to plan, the umpire kept his own part of the bargain but as soon as the PDP representative turned to fulfil his, the APC candidate replaced and deftly took away the already eaten watermelon supposedly belonging to PDP camp and was immediately declared winner to the chagrin of his competitor. The robbery was quick and the dexterity so extraordinary that the PDP rep was dazed. As I speak, he has not recovered.
What is the morale of this story? Following the outcome of multiple failures including witch-hunting of opposition by APC-led government, a friend told me that even at that, PDP shouldn’t complain because they are being paid in the same coin that they used while in power. Like seriously? So, we are back to square one. It never ceases to amaze how some people reason.
In my previous article “Prophets of Yesteryears” of Wednesday, January 17, 2018, which is a prototype of the above scenario between PDP and Nigerians on one hand, and between APC and Nigerians on another, I made mention of the fact that in the build up to the 2015 general elections, most Nigerians were fed up with the PDP-led government of President Goodluck Jonathan.
Of course, it was highly perceived and believed in some quatres by the greater majority of Nigerians that the administration of Jonathan failed on several grounds, the most visible of which were: “Unfulfilled promises, failure to tackle corruption, the Chibok girls’ saga, and inability to contain the menaces of Boko Haram insurgence,” among others.
The then Opposition party, APC, unlike Rehoboam (cf. 1 Kings 12:1-20) did not tell Nigerians that they were going to worsen their predicaments for had they, the consequence was obvious, rather, they cashed-in on the perceived failures of Jonathan’s administration and sold change mantras to Nigerians, which they quickly bought into. Today, the rest is history and APC is in power.
Since APC’s emergence as the ruling party, the Minister of Transportation, Rotimi Amaechi alleged in the Daily Post of Tuesday, May 16, 2017, that 80% inherited projects from the previous administration have been continued. Further, the Premium Times of Saturday, December 30, 2017, has it that “there has been higher Customs-generated revenue.” We heard too that presently unlike before, there is rapid promotion trend in the civil service.
Also, under the aegis of the Federal Ministry of Budget and National Planning, in recognition of the deep weaknesses of the Nigeria’s economy and the potential for further weakening, the Federal Government has developed an Economic Recovery and Growth Plan (ERGP) for the period 2017–2020. This aims at economic recovery in the short-term, and structural reforms aimed at diversifying the economy to set it on a path toward sustained and inclusive growth.
On the flip-side, going by the sixth chapter of Achebe’s seminal work, The Trouble With Nigeria, he beamed a searchlight on Social Justice and Cult of Mediocrity; and explicitly noted the devastating effects of tribalism and mediocrity. I will replicate him for emphasis.
Achebe said, “Let us take a hypothetical case where two candidates ‘A’ and ‘B’ apply to fill a very important and strategic position. ‘A’ has the right qualification of competence and character but is of the ‘wrong’ tribe, while ‘B,’ less qualified, belongs to the ‘right’ tribe, and so gets the job. ‘A’ goes away embittered. ‘B’ throws a party and then messes up the job.”
Achebe concluded thus: “The greatest sufferer is the nation itself which has to contain the legitimate grievance of a wronged citizen; accommodate the incompetence of a favoured citizen and, more importantly and of greater scope, endure general decline of morale and subversion of efficiency caused by an erratic system of performance and reward.”
Achebe’s testimony seems to have borne fullest manifestation in APC-led government of President Muhammadu Buhari. In the recorded history of Nigeria, no other administration has a track record in the eyes of the masses of taking lies, grand deception, incompetence, mediocrity, hypocrisy, corruption, irresponsibility, ineptitude, gross disregard to the Rule of Law, travesty of justice, nepotism, cronyism and tribalism, to a state of art as Buhari’s.
For instance, writing on THE PUNCH on Thursday, July 21, 2016, on the topic “I belong to everybody. I belong to nobody,” the Secretary General, National Prayer Movement, Abuja, Mr. Gbemiga Olakunle, took President Buhari and the APC government to cleaners.
Mr. Olakunle recalled that ‘I belong to everybody. I belong to nobody,’ speech made by President Buhari on Friday, May 29, 2015, at his inauguration at the Eagle Square, Abuja, has proven to be hypocritical because “the President actually belonged to the North (especially the Hausa/Fulani) where he hails from.” Well, that coded phrase was not original to him.
Soonest, the President really proved his lack of basic understanding of the dubiously plagiarized phrase, corroborating Olankunle’s allegations. On Wednesday, July 22, 2015, at the United States Institute of Peace, during his official state visit to the United States, he delivered a speech covering security and counter-terrorism issues in Nigeria and West Africa.
After his brief talk, members of the audience were invited to ask questions in a session moderated by former Undersecretary of State for African Affairs, Johnnie Carson. One of such questions came from Dr. Pauline Baker whose question bothered on Niger Delta crisis.
To the amazement of all, abandoning the question completely and playing to the gallery, President Buhari shockingly looked at Dr. Baker and said to him, “I hope you have a copy of the election results. The constituents, for example, (that) gave me 97% (of the vote) cannot in all honesty be treated (same way) on some issues with constituencies that gave me 5%.”
From his subsequent actions, one is inclined to align with Felix Akam in his Saturday, February 3, 2018, online publication, Buhari Apologists, You’re on Your Own, that the “only people Buhari has never disappointed are those who never believed him.” Most of his ardent followers are even disheartened by his imprudent actions and inactions and have lost their voices.
Clearly, stemming from lop-sided appointments under President Buhari’s administration, Mr. Olankunle’s previous statement seems to have fully manifested and keeps manifesting. The clear cut lop-sidedness in appointments into boards, parastatals, key sectors of the economy, and the various security agencies has been raising a lot of eyebrows.
Could one sincerely say this was what Nigerians hoped for when they voted in APC in 2015? What exactly has changed since the advent of APC? A lot! However, Nigerians still deserve better than what they are getting. The current bizarre situation in the land must change for better. Two wrongs don’t make a right. APC shouldn’t capitalize on past failures of PDP and keep dragging Nigeria to the mud.
The electorates who voted APC thought that changing government would bring about a change of tactics and policies. However, they have been bitterly disappointed! Yes, they have been hoodwinked and now, it is the turn of Nigerians to say to APC “Now baby understand (I understand) that I forgive you. And I ain’t gonna forget that you brought me pain.”
Albert Einstein is broadly credited with exclaiming “The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results.” If both PDP and APC have failed, isn’t it time to try another option?
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